About: Kirk Elder
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19 Aug 2008
A Message From Our Sponsor: Click On The Advertisement Above To Keep The Peebles Showboaters in Butter Biscuits
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05 Aug 2008
Mr David Cameron May Be A Dab Hand With A Frisbee, But His Lusty Displays Will Not Help Beat Britain’s Economic Woes
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09 May 2008
The Senior Retainer, Mr Salmond And Ms Alexander Are Discussing The Future Of The Union With The Levity Of Children Arguing Over A Game Of Conkers.
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11 Apr 2008
I Want To Work As If I Live In The First Days Of A Better Nation. How About Denmark?
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11 Apr 2008
I Want To Work As If I Live In The First Days Of A Better Nation. How About Denmark?
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25 Jan 2008
The Sagging Gusset Of Mr Jeremy Paxman Was A Distraction On Newsnight, But The Newscaster Is Not Alone In His Discomfiture
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30 Dec 2007
In An Unnatural Experiment, The Senior Retainer Mr Alex Salmond Gifted Optimism To The Nation in 2007. Surely It Will Not Last
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09 Nov 2007
Well, Toss My Caber And Baste Me In Porridge Oats, Glasgow Has Won The Contest To Pay For The 2014 Commonwealth Games!
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18 Oct 2007
The Scandals At The BBC And ITV Are Evidence Of Greed, Corruption And Corporate Idiocy. So Why Is There Nothing Good On The Telly?
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05 Oct 2007
The Post Office, One Of The Great Institutions Of State, Is Being Ruined By The Spivs And Weasels Of Commercial Greed
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03 Oct 2007
Mr David Cameron Wore Vitalis And Talked For Over An Hour, And The Conservative Party Rejoiced. But What Did He Say?
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24 Sep 2007
The Singular Vision Of The Prime Minister, Mr Brown: Respect Is A Two Way Street, With Restricted Parking Between 8.30am-6.30pm
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20 Sep 2007
Does The Chancellor, Mr Darling, Have A Darling In Every Port, Or Is He Just Unlucky Enough To Look Like A Banker?
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24 Aug 2007
Mr Alex Salmond Has Avoided Banana Skins In His First 100 Days: No Mean Feat In A Parliament Of Pygmies
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18 Aug 2007
Edinburgh Is A City Of Bankers, But It Is Surely Unwise To Advertise This Affliction
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08 Aug 2007
The Campaign For Scotch News Must Be Resisted, As Life Is Depressing Enough Already
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06 Aug 2007
An Apology: Three Not Particularly Convincing Reasons Why I Became Invisible, And May Do So Again
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11 Jun 2007
Scotland Is Not The Worst Small Country In The World, Necessarily, But Mr Pat Kane’s Diagnosis Of The Nation’s Ills Is Odd Medicine
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24 May 2007
Mr Alex Salmond’s “New Scotland” Is Oddly Familiar, But The Forward March Of History Has Reached The Teacake Factories Of Uddingston
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14 May 2007
How Labour Won The Battle, But Lost The War, By A Man Who Should Keep Taking The Tablets
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06 May 2007
Jings, Crivvens And Help Ma Boab - Scotland’s Parliament Is A Guddle, A Bourach, A Midden
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03 May 2007
Mr Alex Salmond May Resemble The Cartoon Monster Shrek, But His Fairytale Election Will Not Make Scotland A Magical Kingdom
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20 Apr 2007
To Paraphrase Mrs Thatcher’s Willie, The Senior Retainer, Mr Jack McConnell, Is Guilty Of Stirring Up Apathy
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03 Apr 2007
Whither Scotland? The Last Days Of Mr Jack McConnell Are A Like A Wistful Nuclear Winter
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14 Mar 2007
Mr Jeremy Paxman’s Contempt For His Boneheaded Colleagues Cannot Quite Excuse The Painful Populism of the BBC
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08 Feb 2007
The Economist’s Talk Of “Affluenza” Is Typically Misguided, But It Doesn’t Make the BBC’s Mr Huw Edwards Any Less Frightening
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12 Jan 2007
The Sandwich-Board Men Are Right. The End Is Nigh. A Solution To Global Warming.
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29 Dec 2006
The Festive Season Has Become A Scrummage Over A Cheap Vest, And Is Best Avoided
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06 Dec 2006
In The Heat Of War, The Cliche Is The Enemy, So It Is Time To Disarm Those Who Talk Of Silver Bullets
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01 Dec 2006
Further Evidence That The BBC Is Broadcasting In An Open-Necked Shirt
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