Jan 31 2008
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Jan 31 2008
Getting your facts straight…
For the past few weeks Nicol Stephen has tried to be the angry man of Scottish Politics and has ended up looking more than a wee bit daft in the process. Each week he shouts and balls and Alex Salmond who either tolerates his nonsense or explains in very clear terms why Nicol is talking mince.No doubt tired of getting gubbed on a regular basis Nicol decided to try a new wheeze. He flourished a letter at FMQs claiming that despite the fact that the SNP had abolished the hidden waiting lists he had a letter to a patient from a surgeon saying they had been removed from his waiting list on instructions of his management in order for them to meet the 18-week target for treatment. (BBC has extracts of the letter here)
Alex Salmond said he would investigate the individual case raised in the letter and reaffirmed his commitment to the abolishment of hidden waiting lists.
Labour and Lib Dems crowed at having apparently landed a punch on the First Minister. All, however, was not as it seemed. Brian Taylor of the BBC has followed the story across the day on his excellent blog. With each update he provided it seems the more Nicol’s accusations crumbled.
His first update said that having spoken to Nicola Sturgeon it was now apparent that “the case dates from the 21st of December - that is, before strict new rules abolishing “hidden waiting lists” were introduced.” Later he informed us that “Nicola Sturgeon contacted NHS Tayside. She says the problem wasn’t waiting lists - but failure to agree a funding deal over the case between Tayside and the woman’s home health board, Lothian. The good news is that the woman has now been promised treatment for her condition. Indeed, Tayside go further. They say that those patients (plural) dropped from Mr Munnoch’s(the surgeon) list will be treated, in Tayside. He is the only surgeon in the UK conducting the particular procedure involved. As for the consultant, he has now “apologised unreservedly” for any suggestion that patients were removed from the list to meet targets. It now appears that, contrary to the previous impression, he was “under no pressure from managers in Tayside”.”
What is interesting, and incredibly disappointing about Nicol Stephens behaviour, is that the letter and the case date back to December 21st, before the steps were taken to abolish the hidden waiting lists supported by Labour and Nicol Stephen’s Lib Dems when they formed the Executive.
As Scottish Tory Boy observes on his blog “Why remove the date you ask? Especially as the date is December the 21st, surely that date has no relevance. Well, you’d be wrong as that date is ten days prior to the SNPs removal of hiding waiting lists thus meaning that the person when removed from the waiting list was in fact put on a Labour and Lib Dem hidden waiting list”.
The questions that Nicol Stephen has got to answer satisfactorily tonight is who in the Lib Dems removed the date? Did he authorise this action? Was he aware that it had happened? Will he thank Nicola Sturgeon for sorting out the mess of his party’s, and Labours, creation? (According to Brian taylor “Interviewed Nicola Sturgeon about her direct intervention in the Tayside case. Her voice was notably hoarse. Suppose that’s what happens when you spend the afternoon shouting at health boards”).
And perhaps most importantly - will he now apologise for misleading parliament?
Jan 31 2008
Possibly Jeremy Beadle’s Finest Hour?
What do you mean you’ve never heard of it? It was Britain’s answer to Woodstock, the only problem was it took place a few miles from Wigan in Lancashire and unfortunately in was in May. And of course it rained.
Staged adjacent to a working coal mine the headliners on the three consecutive evenings were Dr. John, Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band and the Grateful Dead. Leading the British contingent were Hawkwind (inevitably), Wishbone Ash, Family, and Donovan.
To cap it all the Festival organiser was Jeremy Beadle. JB sadly passed away yesterday so this is posted in his honour.
Jan 31 2008
Hannan thrown out of EPP
The excellent Conservative MEP Daniel Hannan - whose regular blogs from Brussels are an oasis of common sense in that desert of mendacity and bullshit - is being thrown out of the European People's Party for restating Conservative Party policy and calling for a referendum.
EPP leader Joseph Daul said this to him:
“I don’t care if you call for a referendum in the United Kingdom. But I won’t have you doing it from the floor of the European Parliament as a member of my Group.”
If ever there was a better demonstration of why Cameron was right to call for the Tories to leave this grouping - however glacial the speed with which he's "delivering" on the pledge - I've yet to hear it. The Tories have no place in a federalist group in the European Parliament.
They've been talking the talk for long enough. Time for them to walk.
Jan 31 2008
Light Blogging…
Also due for a mention is Kezia Dugdale, who is effusive in her praise for Wendy Alexander's performance this week. In all honesty, apart from her from not being completely dreadful this week, I don't see what Labour really have to cheer about. It all seemed pretty ho-hum to me. Maybe it's the equivalent of applauding wildly, just because your team wins a throw-in deep in their own half when they're already 6-0 down... :-)
Jan 31 2008
Nice N Sleazy Does It Every Time
As the sleaze continues to ooze out of the Unionist power centres panic is setting in, and the media classes are beginning to smell blood. The ineffectual Wendy Alexander has made such a botch of the post-McConnell Scottish Labour opposition that rats are beginning to sink the ship.It looks as if even Labours media lapdog, the ultra loyal Daily Record patience is beginning to wane in its admiration for the Big W? *
Info from AllMediaScotland and last nights Newsnight suggests mibbes aye...
"BBC Newsnight Scotland last night wheeled on the big guns - Magnus Linklater, Scottish editor of The Times, and Douglas Fraser, Scottish political editor of The Herald - to mull over the media’s growing impatience with the news vacuum being created as a decision is awaited from the Electoral Commission on the ‘dodgy donation’ to Wendy Alexander’s Scottish Labour Party leadership campaign.
Meanwhile, the Scottish Labour hierarchy has been embarking on a charm offensive with Scottish journalists, at pains to point out that Wendy has the full backing of all her fellow Labour MSPs - aimed at dampening down rising speculation that former Health Minister, Andy Kerr, is preparing to take over as leader should she stand down."
The consensus was that there are rumblngs and disquiet about the Constitutional Convention and 'Devolutin Max' and - laughably - the notion that Alexander is 'a closet nat'.
"However, as Andy Nicoll, the political editor of The Scottish Sun, succinctly told Newsnight Scotland, the wooing of the media by Wendy’s supporters had merely produced “cack-handed media management”.
In the Daily Telegraph, Kate Devlin, its Scottish political correspondent, has stressed the importance of the Daily Record appearing to turn against Alexander, evidenced by "an excoriating editorial comment” on Monday. Pointed out Kate: “It is the loss of support from Scotland’s most stridently Labour newspaper that will concern the leadership.” In its editorial, the Daily Record declared: “No one could have predicted how far fortunes would slump in just nine months. And they only have themselves to blame. They have made too many mistakes”, adding: “If Alexander can’t even get them back to where they were less than a year ago, there is simply no hope she will ever become First Minister.”
With Hain gone now Conway away the culture of cosy cronyism that has protected the Alexander Siblings may be coming to a close.
Go here and open the BBC player to look up Newsnight Scotland and watch last nights show.
* for overeseas visitors the record not displaying blind devotion to Labour is a media event in itself.
Jan 31 2008
Waiting game
Jan 31 2008
Jan 31 2008
More bansturbation
From the same busybodies that made you leave the pub to have a cigarette, now a ban on the patio heaters under which you are forced to huddle:
Euro-MPs will today vote on energy efficiency proposals to phase out the sale of the popular gas-burning appliances which are increasingly found outside bars, cafés and restaurants since the indoor smoking ban.
Fiona Hall, a Liberal Democrat MEP, has led the calls for the ban, which is expected to be endorsed by the parliament in Brussels.
It would be a Lib Dem, wouldn't it? (Was there ever a political label, by the way, more ill-fitting than "Liberal" on these clowns? They're about as liberal as Mary Whitehouse three days before her period.)
"Patio heaters are scandalous because they are burning fossil fuels in the open sky, so producing vast quantities of CO2 with very little heat benefit," she said.
You are producing vast quantities of CO2 with very little benefit, you daft fucking woman. That's the real scandal. The people clinging together for warmth under these heaters are there because you put them there, you meddling witch.
And from Dizzy, I learn that the recommendation will extend to other appliances including air conditioning. "As if the Greeks will listen to that!", quoth Dizzy, and he is, of course, right. I'm fucked if I'm sweltering in 40 degree heat all summer just so Fiona Hall MEP has another line to add to the bio on her website.
But I won't have to. The Greeks will treat Fiona and her mates with the contempt they so richly deserve and continue to leave their A/C on full blast. Nor are the Greeks going to be the only ones. MEPs voted to scrap their own smoking ban after just 43 days, so I doubt they'll be switching off their air-con any time soon. Why live by the rules you impose on the proles?
I wish we could "phase out" all these interfering cunts, but sadly we are stuck with them. Fuck the polar bears: if global warming widens the Channel by even half a mile we'll all be better off for it, so long as Fiona Hall and her chums are on the other side. But I wouldn't worry about that:
A UN climate expert questioned the usefulness of a ban.
"The overall impact of outdoor heaters on global warming and greenhouse gas emissions is very minimal," said Dr Eric Johnson, of the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change.
Once again: why do we put up with these people?
Jan 31 2008
Dynasty!
I'm certainly looking forward to Jenna - Barbara '48.
Jan 31 2008
Dressed model “to cause offense”
Jan 31 2008
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HUTTON SCHOOL REVISITED
The missive below appears in this week's Berwickshire-at least on the e-version-the hard copy is a blizzard away in storm tossed Ber Wick. Hopefully the wife will be able to negotiate the snow drifts and bring one out to us.
Your last edition gave considerable prominence to Conservative MSP Mr John Lamont's proposal to protect small rural schools which has unfortunately come a little late for schools right across the Borders, including those at Burnmouth and Hutton. .
He is quoted as saying, 'Too often in the past we have seen the heart ripped out of rural communities when the local school closes...'
He is so right, but what a pity he wasn’t around four years ago to advise SBC's Tory councillors against giving their almost 100% support to a school closure programme that did just that.
NAME AND ADDRESS SUPPLIED.
I wonder if this is from a certain local political campaigner who prefers to remain anonymous? The name of one prime suspect is on the tip of my tongue where it will remain for security reasons. The jibe at the Tories may not be altogether fair as I would be surprised if Big Jim Conundrum Fullarton, our local conservative councillor at the time of the battle to save Hutton school, actually voted for the closure. Thickish he may be, insensitive possibly, but given the strength of local feeling even he would not have had the gall to do so. Would he?
I am told that there are now over 40 children under 16 in Paxton alone. A pity they had not been around two years ago to swell the roll of primary school children. But I wonder if it would have made any difference. The policy of the highheidyins is Newtown StBoswell's is firmly : Big is beautiful. Arguments about schools being more than just educational establishments and centres of rural communities cut little ice around here. Its education, education education. And sadly the campaign to keep the school running focused more on aggressive charecter assassination and party politicl considerations than on sensible reasoned argument. Sad but even if it had been conducted more intelligently the outcome would probably have been the same.
(I could't find an image of our Hutton School either in my pictures or in Flickr-the above is of a Hutton Church of England school-presumably in one the other half dozen or so Huttons south of the Border. )
Jan 31 2008
‘The future of Shawlands’ public meeting
Jan 31 2008
‘The future of Shawlands’ public meeting
Jan 31 2008
This is the big enchilada

Lawrence Tynes is not only the kicker but he almost single-handedly dragged the unbeaten New England Patriots into the final with some fine kicking against Green Bay. Yes, it would be easy to imagine the random Scot in the team cleaned the shoes and played a couple of minutes each game but this guy is one of the key players.
So it's no wonder he's excited, calling the event the "creme de la creme" and "the big enchilada".
I'm guessing he picked that last phrase up over in the States rather than in downtown Campbeltown though...!
Jan 31 2008
Farewell Jeremy
And so, sadly, it is the case today as I see that Jeremy Beadle has moved on.
I seem to remember he got a lot of stick back in the day but now I can't think for what as Beadle's About and You've Been Framed were always the talk of the playground, highly creative and genuinely funny so viewing figures must have been huge. And I didn't actually realise Jeremy was awarded an MBE for services to charity.
So a sad day and the tributes from people who knew him show he was a good man indeed.
Jan 31 2008
The dirty smell down Forth Ports way
Jan 31 2008
The dirty smell down Forth Ports way
Jan 31 2008
For once, I am actually looking forward to Valentine’s Day
Anyway, the principles guiding the review are as follows:
1. The new boundaries have to pay attention to Council area boundaries.
2. However, as far as possible, the constituencies have to have more or less equal electorates, so some Councils have to be grouped together.
3. In some cases, though, practicality and common sense may mitigate against these rules actually working in practice, so the Commission can throw them out the window when necessary (the Highlands and Islands).
4. Orkney and Shetland have their own rules: they're guaranteed one seat each.
5. The Western Isles are not, but common sense and the actual practicality (or lack of it) of a seat that covered the Western Isles and a large tract of the Highlands might just save the seat.
6. For the first time, and as a result of the new larger STV wards, Council wards are no longer necessarily the building blocks for Constituencies. While I imagine that the Commission will use them as a template to a large degree, don't be too surprised if you see wards split into two for review purposes.
So what do we know about the review? We know that Glasgow will lose one of its nine seats (by the way, anyone who tells you that Glasgow has ten seats is in error... despite the name, "Glasgow Rutherglen" is almost entirely in South Lanarkshire, so there!). However, for every loss, there's a gain: ASwaS has been looking at where it might be, and I rather fancy the idea of a seat straddling Aberdeenshire and Angus. That will make a mouthwatering prospect for the SNP.
And then there are the Regions, but we won't know about them until the Constituencies are settled.
I'm a total geek. I freely admit that. And right now, I can barely contain myself.
Jan 31 2008
How to quadruple the price of an album and get away with it
If there is a musical act I like more than Radiohead, it is Autechre. The release of Autechre’s new album, Quaristice, bears some resemblance to Radiohead’s attention-grabbing In Rainbows release. It also bears a lot of the hallmarks of my predictions / observations about the apparent future of the music industry which I wrote about earlier this month.
I has already been known for a while that a new Autechre album was due out on 3 March. But on Tuesday it was announced via an email to subscribers to the Warp Records newsletter that Quaristice was available to buy as a digital download immediately.
This is the second time in as many months that Warp has sprung a surprise. They did it last month by releasing Clark’s Throttle Promoter EP with no prior warning, along with the announcement of a new album, Turning Dragon, just a month away. It is a pleasant change given that Warp seem to like announcing an album several months in advance and switch the publicity machine into overdrive (and the recorded music industry wonders why people just illegally download albums instead of waiting).
Of course, I had to buy it straight away. Unfortunately, Bleep was struggling to cope with demand. After spending far too long trying to get the zipped download to work, I eventually resorted to laboriously downloading the album track by track. The whole process took over three hours. Ironically, it would have been a lot quicker and easier — not to mention cheaper — to just illegally download it.
On top of the immediate digital release, a limited edition version of Quaristice was announced. This is interesting because Autechre have never had a ‘limited edition’ version of one of their albums released alongside a standard edition. I don’t know if that was because Autechre didn’t like the idea or if Warp thought it wouldn’t be worth it. But whatever, this move seems to back up the observations I made a few weeks ago — the limited edition is becoming much more important for the recorded music industry.
The limited edition Quaristice sounds swish. It comes with a second CD of alternative versions of tracks from the album housed in a rather luxurious-sounding package:
The double CD set comes in a Designers Republic styled, photo-etched, 0.4mm steel slipcase with foil blocked inner gatefold wallet.
It comes at an equally luxurious price — £24.99. And postage is £5! Limited to 1,000 copies, it sold out really quickly, so I feel lucky that I didn’t hang around like I often do. I speculate that they could have easily sold 5,000.
The MP3s cost £6.99 (if I had opted to go for the lossless Flac files (which I didn’t because they are not iPod-compatible), it would have cost £8.99). As such, I have spent £36.98 on Quaristice — almost as much as the £40 Radiohead ‘discbox’.
Before In Rainbows I had never spent anything like £40 on an album. Now I have done it twice in the space of a few months. What a sucker. Who said it was impossible to make money from recorded music any more?
All-in-all, it is a very clever move by Warp. I have bought every Autechre album that’s ever been released for around a tenner. With a couple of sly moves they have managed to just about quadruple that. And judging from the trouble I had downloading it and the fact that the limited edition sold out so quickly, it has happened at least a thousand times over. The accountants at Warp must be happy today.
(Needless to say, I will be reviewing Quaristice when I get the chance.)
Jan 30 2008
Lucky Lugovoi?
It’s hard not to have some liking for Andrei Lugovoi. The affable — and unflappable - ex KGB agent cuts quite a figure with his perma-tan and pistol-toting antics the news networks so love to repeat. Add to this a bored insouciance - often approaching but just stopping short of belligerence — concerning the poisoning case which made him famous, and you have just the sort of snook the British love to see snooked at authority. A degree of respect somewhere closer to grudging than unconditional is, I feel, surreptitiously paid him by many in this isle. (more…)
Jan 30 2008
Judge Dredd, Surgeon’s Hall & Alan Grant
Jan 30 2008
Judge Dredd, Surgeon’s Hall & Alan Grant
Jan 30 2008
Let The Bonfires Begin
Of course the FM can pull whatever figure he likes out of the air because it will be almost impossible to do a like for like comparison. Such is the way of politics. Quote a number, any number, and don't expect to have to prove it later.
What disappoints me most is the lack of reform for VisitScotland. All that's been said is that VisitScotland will rationalise its own 14 regions to six - in line with new structures in the Enterprise Networks. This might not be that good an idea. Already VisitScotland find it almost impossible to give proper regional representation. So obsessed are they with driving everything through their web site.
Jan 30 2008
Day 2 - Zeebrugge to Orléans
Jan 30 2008
Sheriffhall Park & Ride opens 3rd Feb
Jan 30 2008
Runner’s World cover models
Jan 30 2008
Runner’s World cover models
Jan 30 2008
Another police officer admits defeat to terrorists
Superintendent Brett Lovegrave:
"Last year's Glasgow airport attack proved Scotland isn't immune to the threat of terrorism. Unfortunately, it isn't a case of 'if' there will be an attack on Edinburgh but 'when'.
"... It is important not to be complacent. Just because Edinburgh had not been attacked doesn't mean it won't be. However, I don't have specific intelligence that Edinburgh is going to be the next target."
This follows Strathclyde Police chief Stephen House making similar comments.
Jan 30 2008
Bad IDea
Since I called yesterday for a Conservative MP to be hanged in Parliament Square, let’s redress the imbalance this afternoon by regurgitating a Conservative Party press release practically verbatim.
It concerns a little remarked-on side effect of the national ID card scheme which will make life a small misery for tens of thousands of people in rural and outlying areas of the country, and particularly Scotland. I hand you over to my
Everyone will have to travel to a biometric scan centre to have their biometrics taken. There are 11 centres planned in Scotland: Aberdeen, Dumfries, Dundee, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Inverness, Kilmarnock, Oban, Selkirk, Stirling and Wick. This could result in people travelling hundreds of miles at great cost to visit their nearest biometric centre, this is on top of the £93 cost of the ID card itself.
With just about 5 million people in Scotland, the bean counters have decided in their wisdom that these 11 processing centres will be plenty. (Anyone who’s ever had to queue in the rain at the passport office in Glasgow may take a different view.) But what may look sufficient on paper takes on a rather more depressing air when you sit down and work out what it will mean for ordinary people.
In actual fact someone (I forget who) crunched the numbers of processing centres per head of population a couple of years back and came up with some pretty startling conclusions. Now that the centres have been earmarked, we can see just how much extra hassle and difficulty the government plan to put you to when they take your fingerprints.
For someone in Gordon Brown’s constituency in Fife, for example, the process of going to Edinburgh to get your biometrics scanned will merely be intrusive, time-consuming and tedious. But for many others, it will be downright ridiculous. If you live in beautiful Campbeltown, for example, the round trip to your nearest processing centre, which is in Oban, is a full 174 miles – a trip of nearly 5 hours (on a good day). In fact, the geography of Scotland is such that tens, even hundreds of thousands of people are going to find that going to get their biometrics recorded is a real imposition. (The same is, of course, true of the rest of the UK, as well.)
The true insanity of the scheme is demonstrated most starkly by the fate that awaits the good people of Orkney and Shetland – some 40,000 souls in all. There are apparently to be no processing centres for ID cards on the islands – any of the Scottish islands, as far as I can see – and so every single inhabitant of Orkney, Shetland and all the others is going to have to go to the mainland to be registered.
The nearest centre is in Wick, which is nearly 200 miles away from Shetland. But it's not too difficult to get there. From Shetland's capital, Lerwick, simply hop on a ferry to Kirkwall in Orkney (7 and a half hours), then it's a short bus transfer to Burwick (45 minutes), a ferry across to John O'Groats (45 minutes) and another bus to Wick (about an hour). But make sure you don't show up at lunchtime; there's usually a queue.
OK, I'm being a wee bit disingenuous. You can fly to Aberdeen in only an hour. Why not book flights for yourself, your spouse and two kids and make a wee holiday of it (if a day in Aberdeen can be called a holiday)? Well, the bad news is that if you want to go next Monday, Expedia are currently quoting £1,236.80 for the privilege of taking your family to be barcoded. All of which puts the cost of ID cards in stark perspective. Still, it's cheaper than not going at all; a fine of up to £1000, denial of access to government services and all the rest of it. No, suck it up, citizen; this is the future, and there are no exceptions for the old, the infirm, the sick and the lame.
I’d suggest, at the risk of teetering on the brink of Godwin’s Law, that it would be appropriate if they laid on special trains to take us to be processed, but I doubt the fucking things would run on time.
Why do we put up with these people?




